In my free time, I enjoy growing my design, copywriting, and technical skills as co-CEO and co-founder of Hysterical Female, an Etsy-based small design business. Samples of artwork designs, many of which were drawn in Procreate and vectorized in Adobe Illustrator, copy for Etsy product descriptions, and content and copy created for social media can be found below.
Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” Design
Product description copy – Tote
The weight of the patriarchy is heavy. Let our Hysterical Female Maneater Tote help you carry the burden.
Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration of a Venus Flytrap, this bag is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a little bite in their fashion. This tote makes it crystal clear – you did not just come for the main course, you are here for the full buffet, and YOU. ARE. HANGRY. Remember, they’re not your date, they’re just dessert, because you can’t spell “menu” without M-E-N. Yum.
BRB. Going to grab a snack.
Product details & features:
- This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15″ x 16″– and features 20″ handles, making it easy to carry even when it’s jam-packed with all your emotional baggage!
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Product description copy – Tee
Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration of a Venus Flytrap, this flowy cropped tee is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a little bite in their fashion. People will think twice about telling you to smile because this shirt makes it crystal clear – you did not just come for the main course, you are here for the full buffet, and YOU. ARE. HANGRY.
Remember, they’re not your date, they’re just dessert, because you can’t spell “menu” without M-E-N. Yum.
BRB. Going to grab a snack.
Product details & features:
- Hand-drawn venus fly trap illustration with the text “Maneater” and the Latin “ficedula generis masculini”, which translates to something like “eater of males”. We think. Come on, you don’t actually expect us to be fluent in Latin, do you?
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Medusa “Give Me Girlhood or Give Me Death!” Design
Product description copy – Tote
Witch, please! Get your hands off our girlhood!
This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15″ x 16″– and features 20″ handles, making it easy to carry even when it’s jam-packed with all your emotional baggage! The weight of the patriarchy is heavy. Let our Medusa “Give Me Girlhood!” tote help you carry the burden.
Can girlhood save the world? Probably! Let’s find out.
Product details & features:
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Product description copy – Tee
The phrase “Give me liberty, or give me death” is attributed to a speech by Patrick Henry during the American Revolution in 1775. We’re sick of “Important Men Who Think Important Thoughts”, so we got a little hysterical and re-imagined this rallying cry as if it were spoken by the O.G. girl’s girl, Medusa. Let’s be honest, Patrick Henry probably stole the idea from a woman and claimed it as his own – what 👏🏼 else 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 new 👏🏼? If you feel like you’ve time traveled back to the 1700s, when people fought about tariffs and called women witches like it’s a bad thing, then this shirt is for you.
Can girlhood save the world? Probably! Let’s find out.
Product details & features:
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Floral Oleander “Pretty Deadly” Design
Product description copy – Candles
Experience serenity and relaxation with our Pretty Deadly eco-friendly scented candle. Crafted from 100% natural soy wax, this candle offers a clean burn that lasts 70-80 hours and features a hand-drawn vintage-inspired illustration of oleander.
Available in 2 scents: light up Comfort Spice when you need to unwind after a stressful night out on the town that absolutely in no way involved shovels or digging or choose Sea Breeze when someone has gone to sleep with the fishes. Pick your poison! This candle will illuminate your killer vibes for all to see regardless of which scent you choose.
Celebrate life’s little moments (or, you know, endings), and give someone you love these flowers today! Just make sure you have that-person-you’d-call-to-help-you-bury-a-body on speed dial first.
JK! We kid, we kid.
As a FULL DISCLAIMER for LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. Do NOT touch oleander. Do NOT think about touching oleander. Do NOT smell oleander. Do NOT even make eye contact with oleander! What we aren’t kidding about is that oleander is genuinely Pretty Deadly. While we’re on the topic of things we don’t recommend you do, don’t ever text someone asking them to help you bury a body – never put that sh*t in writing. However, DO buy someone you love some other type of non-poisonous flowers. Or, you know, perhaps instead buy this candle because flowers die. This candle is forever. Literally. Its glass vessel is reusable and can be repurposed even after the candle has burned down.
Product details & features:
- Hand-drawn oleander illustration with the text “Pretty Deadly” and the Latin “satis mortiferum”, which translates to something like “deadly enough”, “sufficiently lethal”, or “lethal enough to kill”. We think. Come on, you don’t actually expect us to be fluent in Latin, do you?
- Available in two soothing scents: Comfort Spice and Sea Breeze —pick your poison
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Product description copy – Tee
Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration of oleander, embrace comfort and style with this Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee–perfect for enjoying a relaxing cup of herbal tea at home or casual outings that absolutely in no way involve shovels or digging. This tee radiates all your killer vibes.
Celebrate life’s little moments (or, you know, endings), and give someone you love flowers today! Just make sure you have that-person-you’d-call-to-help-you-bury-a-body on speed dial first.
JK! We kid, we kid.
As a FULL DISCLAIMER for LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. Do NOT touch oleander. Do NOT think about touching oleander. Do NOT smell oleander. Do NOT even make eye contact with oleander! What we aren’t kidding about is that oleander is genuinely Pretty Deadly. While we’re on the topic of things we don’t recommend you do, don’t ever text someone asking them to help you bury a body – never put that sh*t in writing. However, DO buy someone you love some other type of non-poisonous flowers. Or, you know, perhaps instead buy this shirt because flowers die. This shirt is forever. Actually that’s a lie. Don’t sue us when you realize this shirt isn’t actually forever.
Please reach out if you have any questions. We’re may be hysterical, but we love to help!
Product details & features:
- Hand-drawn oleander illustration with the text “Pretty Deadly” and the Latin “satis mortiferum”, which translates to something like “deadly enough”, “sufficiently lethal”, or “lethal enough to kill”. We think. Come on, you don’t actually expect us to be fluent in Latin, do you?
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Hysterical Female Medusa Tote
Product description copy – Sticker
Snake it ’til you make it with Hysterical Female stickers. Featuring our iconic Hysterical Female Medusa, this sticker is equal parts myth, mayhem, and melodrama.
Product details & features:
- UV and rage protective laminate – to protect your stickers from the elements
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Product description copy – Tote
Snake it ’til you make it! The weight of the patriarchy is heavy. Let our Hysterical Female Medusa tote help you carry the burden. Featuring our iconic Hysterical Female Medusa, this bag is equal parts myth, mayhem, and melodrama.
Product details & features:
- This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15″ x 16″– and features 20″, making it easy to carry even when it’s jam-packed with all your emotional baggage!
- Snake tested, Medusa approved
Social Media Content Creation
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